We're building tomorrow's bidet, today
Get InvolvedWelcome to the world's most advanced bidet platform.
AutoAim™
Our patented AutoAim technology automatically positions the bidet nozzle to accommodate bidet users of all shapes and sizes.
TopoScan™
Our lidar scanners create the most accurate topographical map of the cleaning area and provides that information to our AI service, Bidetlio.
BidetlyNews™
Listen to a curated list of daily news and unlistened podcasts while in the vicinity of your Poopli, fully customizable via the Poopli mobile app.
HiRez™
Our sensors utilize an array of 12 50-megapixel sensors to deliver accuracy down to the width of a single human hair.
Poopli5G™
Each unit comes equipped with WIFI as well as a 5g backup connection for those times that your internet craps out.
WarmBooty™
Our bidets feature a state-of-the-art built-in warmer that can be customized for each user's preferences via the Poopli mobile app.
World-class AI training datalake
We're building the world's largest dataset of bidet-related images and footage that will power our next-gen aiming algorithms. You can get involved with this effort by submitting your own images and videos on our upcoming submissions portal. Add your email address to the waitlist to be notified when we are ready to accept your submissions!
What people are saying
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This is, by far, the greatest innovation of the 20s.
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